I think I'm insulted...

I'll try not to take it too personally, but here's what BabyCenter is advising my wife this week. (Note the final few words.)

Only 5 percent of babies are born on their expected due date, so yours could arrive any day now — or she could make you wait a bit. (She can't make you wait indefinitely though. If you don't go into labor on your own, you'll probably be induced one to two weeks after your due date.) In the meantime, carve out some time with your partner or other children...

- papa